what the hellllllll.........

dudes,
transformers is shit
worst movie of the year by a country mile.
how can you make something that was so cool into a pile of crap.
and whats with all hollywood movies being 2 hours or longer right now?.
i want the time back please.
rubbish robots
rubbish acting
no plot.
booooooooooooooooooo

nothing happens in the new harry potter film.
at all.
it's not bad, the sets look great, but, come on......
2 and a bit hours with no excitement......booooooo

i hope transformers is better, but i'm not holding my breath.
robots are better than wizards going through puberty however.........

the specky dude needs to get laid!

is there anything better than not doing anything after three and a half weeks of planes and rank busses?.
i really, really don't think so.
i've done a little work for the forthcoming tour but nothing at all like real work.
i also listened to l.p's all day.
yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeessssssssss.
the new aphex twin record rules!
it's under the name "the tuss" and came out last week on warp.
mental and brilliant.
i got the new beastie boys record along with the new patton oswald album on i tunes.....

both are really good.

i sound like my brother.

i'm just glad to be in my own house and driving around my badass town in my own car.
it's blue skies, in the 70's and sunny.
i heard a surf report in the news at 7.30 a.m this morning and i smiled like i was on acid an 16 again.
.....and i'm not in a field of mud in the middle of nowhere, germany


out.

home again:
for one week only
but, i'm finally back.
i can safely say that was the brownest european tour i've done this year.

heres why:

the bus was older than i was.
it was bannana/lemon yellow.
it had the toilet from trainspotting in it.
delayed luggage and the H not getting his at all.
tripple drivers to make the drives.
rain and mud at every festival we went to this year.
everyone getting the flu due to the extreme heat of the bus to exteme damp and wet/cold festivals.
19 hour days for no reason........
repeatedly flying through london heathrow while on terror alert "masonic".
.........on B.A.
landing in new york at 3.30pm on moday to find all your cargo gear has not made it into the country and your are doing letterman then next day( album release date).
scramble scramble scramble
hire guitars and buy pedals kind of like the ones they use but nothing like them at the same time and make it happen only to be delayed on my flight home due to fog at jfk....in july

ah well...

i got home and thats the main thing....
my pal jason at goldenvoice got me into flight of the conchords at the el rey last night, so i can say that my luck is now changing for the better now i'm home....

need to get milk now so i can have a cup of tea.........